our ogrelord has gained material form and is now watching over us
The other day, while checking the Moshi Monsters tag on twitter, I saw some kids on there mention “Foxotic” as a type of online kid’s social game like Club Penguin or whatever. So, the same as I did with Bin Weevils, I decided to check it out and screencap my adventure for a type of “review”.
Looks pretty lame, but harmless, right?
From the outside, yes, but I found out Foxotic held a DARK SECRET.
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
Oh god, I just found this old diagnostic video for Chuck E Cheese animatronics and it is the most terrifying fucking thing ever.
I think it’s due to the combination of those ever-staring puppets wedged in the ass-end of the uncanny valley with the dissonantly serene elevator music.
YO YO YO I JUSS HAD SOME 19 YR OL FOO ASK ME ON A DATE TO CHUCK E CHEESE. THAT LEGIT RIGHT? I MEAN DATS NO JOKE WHAT WIT DAT BURNT ASS CARDBOARD PIZZA AN DEM MECHANICAL ANIMALS. I AM SO BLESSED.
"Somehow it seems to have reactivated itself and made its way along the work surface where it pushed a cooking pot out of the way and basically that was the end of it," fireman Helmut Kniewasser told The Daily Mail. "I don’t know about the allegations of a robot suicide but the homeowner is insistent that the device was switched off—it’s a mystery how it came to be activated and ended up making its way to the hotplate."